Okay, guys, here’s the plan. We already have these corpses…"
“Gotta love any plan that begins with that step.
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
i’m skinny but i have the most ridiculous hips sigh
tfw you realize you made a grammar mistake in one of your posts but you find out too late and people have already reblogged it